The Republic of MLB Alex Anzalone is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 669 million MLB Alex Anzaloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MLB Alex Anzalonean economy, worth 29.8 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,484 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLB Alex Anzalone's national animal is the cow.

MLB Alex Anzalone is ranked 241,380^th in the world and 62^nd in The International Alliance of Swag for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 632.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.